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Sarah Palin's Intelligence


Posted by Artem Russakovskii on October 6th, 2008 in Politics

image I was just listening to the VP debate from the other day, the one so successfully punned by SNL, and was convinced further, beyond a reasonable doubt, how clueless, primitive, and short-minded Palin is. She is just a puppet in McCain's senile hands – I cannot believe almost half of America is unable to see that. McCain is not a Maverick and she is not a Maverick by far. I just cannot believe she is even running. McCain = Bush. Anyway, before I get fueled up too much and smash my keyboard, here is my point:

If there is a definitive way that I have devised of telling if a person is intelligent or not is this: if you say nucELar, you are not intelligent. Case in point: the Dubya. Now, when Palin was blabbing about Iran (Eye-ran is the wrong pronunciation by the way), she mentioned these nucELar weapons at least 5 times. So if you still think Palin is worthy of a VP spot, even after this incredibly deep scientific analysis, then there is no reasonable way to argue with you.

By the way, Biden rocks and completely dominates Palin's tiny brain. She just cannot scramble her notes fast enough but man, can she dodge those questions and switch topics or what? Oh and Biden knows how to spell nuclear too.

Here is the full debate video, for reference.

P.S. Oh, and I realized who Palin reminds me of (mentally):

Some extra readings:

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