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• March, 2010

• The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (2008) 4.5/5

  2010-03-02 11:57

  

  I actually really liked it and thought it was too short (almost 3 hours). A strong 9.

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• February, 2010

• Law Abiding Citizen (2009) 3.5/5

  2010-02-19 23:13

  

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• Eyes Wide Shut (1999) 4.5/5

  2010-02-09 00:13

  

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• January, 2010

• Couples Retreat (2009) 0.5/5

  2010-01-30 21:22

  

  One of the most worthless movies and unfunny comedies ever made. I want my 1.5 hours of my life back.

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• Staten Island (2009) 3/5

  2010-01-03 20:40

  

  Good idea, poor execution.

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• December, 2009

• The Family Man (2000) 3/5

  2009-12-29 00:44

  

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• Avatar (2009) 4/5

  2009-12-23 11:13

  

  Absolutely stunning and mind blowing visual effects. The level of detail is unheard of. I can't imagine how much work was put into this movie - it seems impossible to create. The story, on the other hand, is a lot more mediocre and the movie is way too long - almost 3 hours. The end result, therefore, is definitely not a 10.

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• The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3 (2009) 1.5/5

  2009-12-13 22:50

  

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• Observe and Report (2009) 1.5/5

  2009-12-13 22:49

  

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• November, 2009

• Brüno (2009) 2.5/5

  2009-11-29 23:10

  

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• Four Christmases (2008) 2.5/5

  2009-11-27 16:27

  

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• Yes Man (2008) 3.5/5

  2009-11-20 23:40

  

  Great movie. Kind of reminds me of Liar Liar by concept. Jim Carey is great as always.

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• The Hangover (2009) 4/5

  2009-11-20 22:35

  

  That was freaking hilarious. Seriously.

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• The Men Who Stare at Goats (2009) 2.5/5

  2009-11-11 22:16

  

  What. The. Fuck. The first scene is actually the funniest. Watch it, wait 10 seconds, and turn this movie off.

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• October, 2009

• The Brothers Bloom (2008) 1.5/5

  2009-10-31 23:36

  

  You have to be cracked out of your mind to sit through this movie. Seriously.

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• Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009) 1/5

  2009-10-31 23:33

  

  Absolutely atrocious. Only gets 2 stars for graphics.

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• Boiler Room (2000) 3.5/5

  2009-10-31 23:32

  

  Pretty good movie, but the ending is horrible. I expected a lot better.

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• Star Trek (2009) 4/5

  2009-10-24 22:13

  

  Really great sci-fi movie and I don't even watch the Star Trek TV show.

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• Dan in Real Life (2007) 3.5/5

  2009-10-24 22:12

  

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• The Invention of Lying (2009) 3.5/5

  2009-10-04 12:07

  

  Ecellent idea turned into a decent comedy. Loved the puns on religion. Gets pretty damn boring though, so only a 7/10.

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• September, 2009

• Year One (2009) 2.5/5

  2009-09-30 00:00

  

  Has a few funny jokes but it's pretty damn boring and stupid.

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• Ghosts of Girlfriends Past (2009) 2.5/5

  2009-09-29 23:59

  

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• You Don't Mess with the Zohan (2008) 4/5

  2009-09-28 21:51

  

  Freaking hilarious.

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• A Bronx Tale (1993) 3.5/5

  2009-09-05 20:01

  

  A semi-decent gangster movie but it's lacking in plot and action. Only a 7 from me.

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• Watchmen (2009) 2/5

  2009-09-01 08:45

  

  Wow. Worst sci-fi/comicbook movie I've ever watched. And btw, the blue penises were indeed absolutely unneeded and only added insult to injury. Fuck you, Zack Snyder.

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• August, 2009

• Funny People (2009) 2.5/5

  2009-08-16 00:50

  

  If I wanted to watch a drama, I would have turned on ABC. If I wanted some standup comedy, I would have turned on HBO. The joke is on me for not knowing Funny People is 2.5 hours long.

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• Duplicity (2009) 3/5

  2009-08-15 18:18

  

  Twisted. Slightly entertaining but the plot is weaaaaak. And quite boring frankly. Meh.

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• I Love You, Man (2009) 3/5

  2009-08-14 21:30

  

  Periodically funny but a pretty weak comedy otherwise. Something I wouldn't want to watch again.

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• July, 2009

• Sunshine Cleaning (2008) 3.5/5

  2009-07-13 07:04

  

  Cute.

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• June, 2009

• The Pink Panther 2 (2009) 3.5/5

  2009-06-29 01:15

  

  Don't know why but the Pink Panther series always has me laughing hysterically. Steve Martin is a genius.

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• Fanboys (2008) 2.5/5

  2009-06-29 01:14

  

  Seth Rogen's multiple characters are the only reasons to watch this.

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• The Young Victoria (2009) 2.5/5

  2009-06-29 01:11

  

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• Coraline (2009) 2.5/5

  2009-06-29 01:10

  

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• May, 2009

• Traitor (2008) 3.5/5

  2009-05-20 12:40

  

  Decent, Don Cheadle is good, good old terrorist theme but in the end it's nothing too special.

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• Angels & Demons (2009) 3.5/5

  2009-05-19 12:45

  

  Basically, this is National Treasure 3. Not bad at all though, I was entertained.

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• Valkyrie (2008) 3.5/5

  2009-05-16 12:46

  

  Germans, Tom Cruise, Hitler, could have been a LOT better.

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• Notorious (2009) 3.5/5

  2009-05-12 12:51

  

  Life of Bigi, Notorious BIG. I was pleasantly surprised that it didn't suck. Nice history lesson.

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• Twilight (2008/I) 3.5/5

  2009-05-09 12:51

  

  No comment. I liked it just a tiny bit.

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• Last Chance Harvey (2008) 1.5/5

  2009-05-09 12:51

  

  What the hell, Dustin Hoffman? I want my 92 minutes back! There was absolutely nothing, NOTHING in this movie that hasn't been in every other chick flick bullshit movie - it's more than predictable. I'd like to feel about about the heart attack thing but I was kind of glad.

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• Hannah Montana: The Movie (2009) 0.5/5

  2009-05-09 12:51

  

  Right.......

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• Knowing (2009) 4/5

  2009-05-09 12:51

  

  Very, very entertaining, with moments of gayness (no offense to all gay people!) that are immediately wiped by the awesomeness of destruction in the new scenes. Even the fucked up final scene was awesome'd by total annihilation.

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• Taken (2008/I) 3/5

  2009-05-08 12:54

  

  Predictable and boring.

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• Defiance (2008) 4/5

  2009-05-07 13:10

  

  Very entertaining. Daniel Craig fights Nazis, can it get any better?

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• The Day the Earth Stood Still (2008) 2.5/5

  2009-05-06 13:18

  

  There is only one reason to watch this movie, and that is Jennifer Connelly.

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• The Reader (2008) 3/5

  2009-05-01 13:21

  

  Oscar for this? No thanks. Whatever I was supposed to feel for this woman, I didn't. Oscar must be rigged.

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• April, 2009

• Sex Drive (2008) 3.5/5

  2009-04-26 13:23

  

  Pretty decent for the subject of a high school movie. Road trip - check, Seth Green - check, Clark Duke (the obnoxious guy from GREEK) - surprisingly good and raunchy sometimes.

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• Changeling (2008) 4.5/5

  2009-04-16 13:24

  

  Angelina Jolie's best role, without a doubt. Spectacular film with spectacular performances and plot. Loved it.

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• The Secret Life of Bees (2008) 3.5/5

  2009-04-06 13:45

  

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• "Likvidatsiya" (2007) 5/5

  2009-04-01 12:56

  

  If you can understand Russian, you have to see this 14 episode TV mini-series is absolute brilliance, and the more you can relate to Jewish life in Odessa, the better the humor. The music, the acting, the plot - everything is just 10/10.

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• March, 2009

• Lakeview Terrace (2008) 1.5/5

  2009-03-26 13:46

  

  Samuel's worst performance yet. In a shitty, boring, nothing happens movie.

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• Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist (2008) 2/5

  2009-03-16 13:47

  

  I really wanted it to be the next Superbad or Juno but it wasn't. Not even close.

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• Pride and Glory (2008) 3.5/5

  2009-03-05 13:47

  

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• Righteous Kill (2008) 3/5

  2009-03-01 13:47

  

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• February, 2009

• Step Brothers (2008) 2.5/5

  2009-02-26 13:48

  

  Quite bad and funny only very rarely.

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• Body of Lies (2008) 3/5

  2009-02-15 13:50

  

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• Religulous (2008) 2.5/5

  2009-02-09 13:50

  

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• Slumdog Millionaire (2008) 3.5/5

  2009-02-06 13:51

  

  Best movie evarrr? Don't think so.

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• Eagle Eye (2008) 2.5/5

  2009-02-01 13:51

  

  You have GOT to be kidding me. A super, all powerful computer that looks like a giant, vulnerable, easily destructible sphere? FFS.

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• January, 2009

• Bangkok Dangerous (2008) 2.5/5

  2009-01-12 13:52

  

  Didn't look nearly as dangerous as I thought it would be. Bangkok Lame.

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• Gran Torino (2008) 4/5

  2009-01-10 13:53

  

  I liked Clint Eastwood? Impossible... but true. Very good movie.

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• Milk (2008/I) 4.5/5

  2009-01-08 13:54

  

  Sean Penn's best performance to date. A serious, funny, and important movie.

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• Seven Pounds (2008) 4.5/5

  2009-01-06 13:54

  

  Excellent job, Smith - I was quite touched. Sad and amazing movie.

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• December, 2008

• Ghost Town (2008) 5/5

  2008-12-13 17:11

  

  My most favorite movie of this year so far! Brilliant and incredibly funny.

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• Burn After Reading (2008) 3/5

  2008-12-13 17:11

  

  A few good moments, but nothing great. Loved Bradd Pitt though.

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• Quantum of Solace (2008) 3/5

  2008-12-07 17:11

  

  A booooring movie with excellent action scenes. The previous Bond movie was so much better.

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• Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008) 3/5

  2008-12-06 00:59

  

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• November, 2008

• The Thing About My Folks (2005) 2/5

  2008-11-30 23:28

  

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• We Own the Night (2007) 3/5

  2008-11-30 19:06

  

  A pretty good movie but too drawn out (2 hours, wtf?). I was left with a feeling that it could have been edited and put together so much better, considering the perfect build-up to the main event.

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• 88 Minutes (2007) 2.5/5

  2008-11-30 19:04

  

  Had potential but man this was boring.

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• An American Crime (2007) 4/5

  2008-11-28 22:08

  

  Sad and very touching depiction of a horrible true story. Great acting.

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• Butterfly on a Wheel (2007) 3/5

  2008-11-21 22:48

  

  Not too bad, quite average. It tries hard to be a serious mystery movie but I just couldn't buy it.

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• Wanted (2008) 1/5

  2008-11-21 22:47

  

  Pure garbage with boring plot and absolutely horrible special effects that remind me of cartoons.

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• Role Models (2008) 3.5/5

  2008-11-16 01:00

  

  This is a solid 7. I love the crew but this movie definitely doesn't pull off an 8 that imdb people think.

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• How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days (2003) 3/5

  2008-11-16 00:58

  

  Yeah... uhh, I saw this a while ago, and umm, yeah. It's not bad for a chick flick.

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• Get Smart (2008) 3/5

  2008-11-16 00:55

  

  Funny at times, but I was expecting more. Anne Hathaway has never been hotter. Extra points for that.

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• Hancock (2008) 2.5/5

  2008-11-16 00:54

  

  Pretty boring and unoriginal. Predictable. Points for Charlize Theron's absolute hotness.

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• I'm Through with White Girls (The Inevitable Undoing of Jay Brooks) (2007) 1/5

  2008-11-16 00:52

  

  Garbage.

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• Goodfellas (1990) 4.5/5

  2008-11-02 09:04

  

  Classic! And I finally saw it. Scorsese - enough said.

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• Pineapple Express (2008) 2.5/5

  2008-11-01 22:19

  

  Kind of funny but quite lacking.

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• September, 2008

• Tropic Thunder (2008) 3.5/5

  2008-09-20 14:27

  

  Quite funny. I loved Jack Black and Tom Cruise the most, surprisingly. However, this is far from from becoming classic comedy.

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• American Psycho (2000) 3.5/5

  2008-09-01 14:37

  

  Could have been a lot more. Bale is good but not great. Less ambiguity would have been better too.

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• August, 2008

• The Life Before Her Eyes (2007) 3.5/5

  2008-08-27 23:47

  

  I thought it was quite good. Some people thought it was boring.

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• Misma luna, La (2007) 4/5

  2008-08-27 23:36

  

  Great, touching movie about a Mexican woman who traveled to the US for work and her son who followed her there.

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• The Forbidden Kingdom (2008) 2.5/5

  2008-08-15 22:50

  

  Pretty boring and nothing out of the ordinary. YAJCM = yet another Jackie Chan movie.

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• Brooklyn Rules (2007) 2/5

  2008-08-15 22:48

  

  A pretty pathetic attempt at an Italian gangster movie. Freddie Prince Jr, are you kidding me?

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• Felon (2008) 4/5

  2008-08-11 23:43

  

  Great movie, had me shivering at points, especially towards the end. I love Val Kilmer's character and performance. And Marisol Nichols is beautiful as always.

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• The Wackness (2008) 2.5/5

  2008-08-05 11:55

  

  Good actors, but this movie is a meh.

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• The Dark Knight (2008) 4/5

  2008-08-03 22:57

  

  Really great performance by Keith Ledger, the storyline is strong, the execution is excellent but no way in hell is this the best movie of all time (come on, imdb)

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• July, 2008

• The Happening (2008) 2.5/5

  2008-07-28 23:38

  

  Suspenseful but disappointing and stupid at times. Horrible ending, what happened there? Wrtier's block?

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• Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay (2008) 2.5/5

  2008-07-28 01:47

  

  This was OK, a couple of good jokes but overall, nothing special and quite dumb at times.

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• Dark Matter (2007) 2/5

  2008-07-17 23:15

  

  Good idea but horrible direction and execution.

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• Bill (2007) 2.5/5

  2008-07-17 23:14

  

  It's an OK movie, nothing to write home about.

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• The Bank Job (2008) 3/5

  2008-07-05 22:25

  

  Not bad but it didn't give me the satisfaction I had expected.

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• Futurama: The Beast with a Billion Backs (2008) (V) 3.5/5

  2008-07-05 22:21

  

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• Futurama: Bender's Big Score (2007) (V) 3/5

  2008-07-05 22:21

  

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• June, 2008

• Stop-Loss (2008) 2.5/5

  2008-06-27 01:07

  

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• Charlie Bartlett (2007) 3/5

  2008-06-26 22:06

  

  Nice teenage movie.

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• The Mist (2007) 4/5

  2008-06-25 23:37

  

  Overcome the cheesiness of the first alient scene, and the movie actually gets quite good. Love the ending!

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• Rambo (2008) 2/5

  2008-06-24 22:33

  

  Wow, so much fake blood and overly fake gruesome scenes, an extreme amount of kills, and absolutely 0 plot - that's Rambo. I think it even has negative plot.

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• Untraceable (2008) 1.5/5

  2008-06-22 00:08

  

  Boring and unoriginal - that's it. Horrible ending too.

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