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> <channel><title>beer planet &#187; useless</title> <atom:link href="http://beerpla.net/tag/useless/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /><link>http://beerpla.net</link> <description>where things have nothing to do with beer - tutorials, tips, how-tos, thoughts, hacks, and other techy nonsense</description> <lastBuildDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 22:50:53 +0000</lastBuildDate> <language>en</language> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2</generator> <atom:link rel='hub' href='http://beerpla.net/?pushpress=hub'/> <item><title>[Twitter] The Most Useless Tweet To Date Discovered</title><link>http://beerpla.net/2009/12/02/the-most-useless-tweet-to-date-discovered/</link> <comments>http://beerpla.net/2009/12/02/the-most-useless-tweet-to-date-discovered/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2009 10:23:11 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Artem Russakovskii</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Twitter]]></category> <category><![CDATA[WTF?]]></category> <category><![CDATA[award]]></category> <category><![CDATA[stupid]]></category> <category><![CDATA[thesoftwarejedi]]></category> <category><![CDATA[tweet]]></category> <category><![CDATA[twitter]]></category> <category><![CDATA[useless]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://beerpla.net/2009/12/02/the-most-useless-tweet-to-date-discovered/</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p><img
style="margin: 0px 10px 10px 0px; display: inline" title="image" alt="image" align="left" src="http://beerpla.net/wp-content/uploads/TheMostUselessTweetTODateDiscovered_1E82/image.png" width="150" height="84" /> And the winner is&#8230; the same guy who <a
href="http://www.techcrunch.com/2009/12/02/facebook-wedding/" rel="nofollow">made</a>&#160;<a
href="http://mashable.com/2009/12/01/groom-facebook-update/" rel="nofollow">headlines</a> today because he tweeted from the altar at his own wedding &#8211; Dana Hanna.</p><p>Are his other tweets just as original as &#34;Standing at the altar with @<a
href="http://twitter.com/TracyPage">TracyPage</a> where just a second ago, she became my wife! Gotta go, time to kiss my bride. <a
href="http://twitter.com/search?q=%23weddingday">#weddingday</a>&#34;?</p><p>Not so much… After looking at <a
href="http://twitter.com/thesoftwarejedi" rel="nofollow">TheSoftwareJedi</a>&#039;s (that&#039;s our Dana) timeline out of curiosity, I saw the following gem which definitely takes The Most Useless Tweet To Date award in my book. Here it is:</p><p><img
style="display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto" src="http://beerpla.net/wp-content/uploads/TheMostUselessTweetTODateDiscovered_1E82/image_3.png" width="625" height="322" /></p><p>Yup, it&#039;s <a
rel="nofollow" href="http://twitter.com/TheSoftwareJedi/status/6186359936">real</a> and it was not rhetorical or followed up by some witty response. Nope. This was it.</p><p>Well, the answer is right there, Dana, ...<div
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href="http://beerpla.net/2009/12/02/the-most-useless-tweet-to-date-discovered/" class="read_more"><div
class=excerpt-end>Read the rest of this article &#187;</div></a></p>]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img
style="margin: 0px 10px 10px 0px; display: inline" title="image" alt="image" align="left" src="http://beerpla.net/wp-content/uploads/TheMostUselessTweetTODateDiscovered_1E82/image.png" width="150" height="84" /> And the winner is&#8230; the same guy who <a
href="http://www.techcrunch.com/2009/12/02/facebook-wedding/" rel="nofollow">made</a>&#160;<a
href="http://mashable.com/2009/12/01/groom-facebook-update/" rel="nofollow">headlines</a> today because he tweeted from the altar at his own wedding &#8211; Dana Hanna.</p><p>Are his other tweets just as original as &quot;Standing at the altar with @<a
href="http://twitter.com/TracyPage">TracyPage</a> where just a second ago, she became my wife! Gotta go, time to kiss my bride. <a
href="http://twitter.com/search?q=%23weddingday">#weddingday</a>&quot;?</p><p>Not so much… After looking at <a
href="http://twitter.com/thesoftwarejedi" rel="nofollow">TheSoftwareJedi</a>&#039;s (that&#039;s our Dana) timeline out of curiosity, I saw the following gem which definitely takes The Most Useless Tweet To Date award in my book. Here it is:</p><p><img
style="display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto" src="http://beerpla.net/wp-content/uploads/TheMostUselessTweetTODateDiscovered_1E82/image_3.png" width="625" height="322" /></p><p>Yup, it&#039;s <a
rel="nofollow" href="http://twitter.com/TheSoftwareJedi/status/6186359936">real</a> and it was not rhetorical or followed up by some witty response. Nope. This was it.</p><p>Well, the answer is right there, Dana, below the tweet. Also on your hand, in your car, house, and pretty much everywhere else. Oh, and since you posted from Twittelator, which is an iPhone client, my guess is your phone knew it too.</p><p>&#160;</p><p>/Sigh</p><div
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