The Ultimate Programming Language – LOLCODE
If you are a programmer, you, by definition, belong to the elite [awesome] human breed called geeks. If you know how to code in Python or Ruby, you might even think you’re pretty hot shit. But none of that compares in hotshitness to what you are about to learn.
Allow me to introduce LOLCODE – perhaps the most serious and, for some, cryptic, programming language. It is Turing-complete and uses an advanced compiler called Brainfuck (I’m still totally serious, and by the way if you’ve never heard of LOLCATS, then you’re not spending nearly enough time on the Internets. See the funny button that looks like a cross at the top right of your IE? Click it or your …
Doctor to his patient: "Sir, you have to stop masturbating."
Patient: "Why, doctor?"
Doctor: "Because it's preventing me from examining you."
[translated from Russian: http://anekdot.ru/an/an0806/j080605;1.html]…
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