I Am Ze German Coast Gaaard

Posted by Artem Russakovskii on November 27th, 2006 in Humor



Posted by Artem Russakovskii on November 13th, 2006 in Awesomeness

Updated: December 7th, 2006

Watch this video created for a master's thesis till the end. It's worth it. Beautiful animation full of emotions, and I'll be damned if it doesn't give you chills by the end. BTW, kiwis can't fly.


Is This What Heaven Looks Like?

Posted by Artem Russakovskii on November 9th, 2006 in Awesomeness



248 Ways To Annoy People

Posted by Artem Russakovskii on November 9th, 2006 in Humor

Updated: January 16th, 2007

Credit goes to http://www.dbooth.net/internerd/annoy.cfm.

1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

2. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

3. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."

4. Name your dog "Dog."

5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."

7. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."

8. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol….


Coolest Rollerguy EVER, Goes 60mph

Posted by Artem Russakovskii on November 9th, 2006 in Awesomeness

Check out this video, his gear feels so comfortable, it's just awesome.


Borat is the Funniest Movie in a Long While

Posted by Artem Russakovskii on November 5th, 2006 in Entertainment, Humor, My Favorites

Updated: March 18th, 2008

cannes.jpgI went to see Borat with Milla, Greg, and his gf Marissa yesterday, and it completely blew away all expectations for a funny movie. I mean, I was already expecting funny jokes, having heard Borat crack them before, but not to THAT degree. All of the jokes, by the way, were original, I've never heard Borat use them before. The theaters were packed as all showings were sold out, and this only improved the experience: people were almost rolling on the floor beside me, screaming at the screen, choking on drinks.

I don't think I've ever laughed so hard that I started to gasp for air; the sounds that were coming out of me didn't resemble laughter anymore (for those …