Updated: January 16th, 2007
Credit goes to http://www.dbooth.net/internerd/annoy.cfm.
1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."
2. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
3. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."
4. Name your dog "Dog."
5. Insist on keeping…
Updated: March 18th, 2008
I went to see Borat with Milla, Greg, and his gf Marissa yesterday, and it completely blew away all expectations for a funny movie. I mean, I was already expecting funny jokes, having heard Borat crack them before, but not to THAT degree. All of the jokes, by the way, were original, I've never heard Borat use them before. The theaters were packed as all showings were sold out, and…
Girls' Dream Halloween Costume Warehouse… Hilarious Of Course
David Blaine Street Magic (On Youtube): A Must See of Course
Turtle Rape Caught On Tape :-o… Zidane Style
Weird Al Yankovic – Ridin' Dirty (White and Nerdy)
Updated: October 27th, 2006
Here's Weird Al's funny nerdy parody on a famous rap song. Listen right in the page:
[Audio clip: view full post to listen]
Update: and now a video to go with the mp3:
White & Nerdy
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Parody of "Ridin'" by Chamillionaire
New lyrics by Al Yankovic
They see me mowin'
My front lawn
I know they're all…
Updated: September 21st, 2006
Today at work Ahmad (funniest mofo the world's ever seen) mentioned a couple of funny names of the real people he once knew. One of them was Sheik Mahboob, which sent me rolling on the floor for at least 3 minutes, the other one being something like Doug Zheet. Then Erin finished me off with Ho Ng (pronounced Hoeing), at which point the day…




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