beer planet

Updated: January 16th, 2007

Credit goes to http://www.dbooth.net/internerd/annoy.cfm.

1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

2. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

3. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."

4. Name your dog "Dog."

5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."

7. Claim that you must…

Updated: March 18th, 2008

I went to see Borat with Milla, Greg, and his gf Marissa yesterday, and it completely blew away all expectations for a funny movie. I mean, I was already expecting funny jokes, having heard Borat crack them before, but not to THAT degree. All of the jokes, by the way, were original, I've never heard Borat use them before. The theaters were packed as all showings were sold out, and this only improved the experience: people were almost rolling on the floor beside me, screaming at the screen, choking on drinks.

I don't think I've ever laughed so hard that…

Updated: March 15th, 2007

Click on the video to start playing (or in case it shows up white). Watch it all the way through, it gets better.

Watch till the end, it's worth it.

Updated: October 27th, 2006

Here's Weird Al's funny nerdy parody on a famous rap song. Listen right in the page:

[Audio clip: view full post to listen]

Update: and now a video to go with the mp3:

White & Nerdy
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Parody of "Ridin'" by Chamillionaire
New lyrics by Al Yankovic

They see me mowin'
My front lawn
I know they're all thinking I'm so white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Can't you see I'm white and nerdy?