beer planet

Updated: January 16th, 2007

Credit goes to http://www.dbooth.net/internerd/annoy.cfm.

1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

2. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

3. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."

4. Name your dog "Dog."

5. Insist on keeping…

Updated: March 18th, 2008

I went to see Borat with Milla, Greg, and his gf Marissa yesterday, and it completely blew away all expectations for a funny movie. I mean, I was already expecting funny jokes, having heard Borat crack them before, but not to THAT degree. All of the jokes, by the way, were original, I've never heard Borat use them before. The theaters were packed as all showings were sold out, and…

Updated: March 15th, 2007

Click on the video to start playing (or in case it shows up white). Watch it all the way through, it gets better.

Watch till the end, it's worth it.

Updated: October 27th, 2006

Here's Weird Al's funny nerdy parody on a famous rap song. Listen right in the page:

[Audio clip: view full post to listen]

Update: and now a video to go with the mp3:

White & Nerdy
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Parody of "Ridin'" by Chamillionaire
New lyrics by Al Yankovic

They see me mowin'
My front lawn
I know they're all…

Sometimes a clip makes you laugh so hard that you fall of a chair. This is no exception.

Updated: June 23rd, 2008

Updated: September 21st, 2006

Today at work Ahmad (funniest mofo the world's ever seen) mentioned a couple of funny names of the real people he once knew. One of them was Sheik Mahboob, which sent me rolling on the floor for at least 3 minutes, the other one being something like Doug Zheet. Then Erin finished me off with Ho Ng (pronounced Hoeing), at which point the day…