[Twitter] The Most Useless Tweet To Date Discovered

Posted by Artem Russakovskii on December 2nd, 2009 in Twitter, WTF?

Updated: August 5th, 2011

image And the winner is… the same guy who made headlines today because he tweeted from the altar at his own wedding – Dana Hanna.

Are his other tweets just as original as "Standing at the altar with @TracyPage where just a second ago, she became my wife! Gotta go, time to kiss my bride. #weddingday"?

Not so much… After looking at TheSoftwareJedi's (that's our Dana) timeline out of curiosity, I saw the following gem which definitely takes The Most Useless Tweet To Date award in my book. Here it is:

Yup, it's real and it was not rhetorical or followed up by some witty response. Nope. This was it.

Well, the answer is right there, Dana, below the tweet. Also on your hand, in your car, house, and pretty much everywhere else. Oh, and since you posted from Twittelator, which is an iPhone client, my guess is your phone knew it too.



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  • ColdMan

    Jesus. What in the fuck are some people thinking?

    Who will want to follow this kind of garbage? Come on, people, twitter is for interesting things, not this nonsense!

  • Zuck

    What time is it?

    It's obviously time to stop using Twitter!

    • http://beerpla.net Artem Russakovskii

      Yeah, just like some people shouldn't have kids, some people shouldn't have a twitter account.

  • Ben

    I think 95% of the things people Tweet about is just complete crap that they come up with, it makes me sad 🙁

  • facebook Apps Developers

    To get the maximum benefit form Twitter just depends upon you that how to use it. Twitter is Just a tool.