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248 Ways To Annoy People


Posted by Artem Russakovskii on November 9th, 2006 in Humor

Updated: January 16th, 2007

Credit goes to http://www.dbooth.net/internerd/annoy.cfm.

1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

2. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

3. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."

4. Name your dog "Dog."

5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."

7. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."

8. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol….

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Borat is the Funniest Movie in a Long While


Posted by Artem Russakovskii on November 5th, 2006 in Entertainment, Humor, My Favorites

Updated: March 18th, 2008

cannes.jpgI went to see Borat with Milla, Greg, and his gf Marissa yesterday, and it completely blew away all expectations for a funny movie. I mean, I was already expecting funny jokes, having heard Borat crack them before, but not to THAT degree. All of the jokes, by the way, were original, I've never heard Borat use them before. The theaters were packed as all showings were sold out, and this only improved the experience: people were almost rolling on the floor beside me, screaming at the screen, choking on drinks.

I don't think I've ever laughed so hard that I started to gasp for air; the sounds that were coming out of me didn't resemble laughter anymore (for those …

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Don't Piss This Little Guy Off


Posted by Artem Russakovskii on October 26th, 2006 in Humor

Updated: March 15th, 2007

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Have YOU Seen This Guy?


Posted by Artem Russakovskii on October 26th, 2006 in Humor

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Girls' Dream Halloween Costume Warehouse… Hilarious Of Course


Posted by Artem Russakovskii on October 26th, 2006 in Humor

Click on the video to start playing (or in case it shows up white). Watch it all the way through, it gets better.

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Poor Timo


Posted by Artem Russakovskii on October 23rd, 2006 in Humor

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David Blaine Street Magic (On Youtube): A Must See of Course


Posted by Artem Russakovskii on October 15th, 2006 in Humor

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Turtle Rape Caught On Tape :-o… Zidane Style


Posted by Artem Russakovskii on October 1st, 2006 in Humor

Watch till the end, it's worth it.

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Weird Al Yankovic – Ridin' Dirty (White and Nerdy)


Posted by Artem Russakovskii on September 10th, 2006 in Humor

Updated: October 27th, 2006

Here's Weird Al's funny nerdy parody on a famous rap song. Listen right in the page:

[Audio clip: view full post to listen]

Update: and now a video to go with the mp3:

White & Nerdy
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Parody of "Ridin'" by Chamillionaire
New lyrics by Al Yankovic

They see me mowin'
My front lawn
I know they're all thinking I'm so white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Can't you see I'm white and nerdy?
Look at me, I'm white and nerdy
I wanna roll with
The gangstas
But so far they all think I'm too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too …

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Cybersex…


Posted by Artem Russakovskii on September 10th, 2006 in Humor

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Crazy Japanese Einstein = WTF?


Posted by Artem Russakovskii on August 28th, 2006 in Awesomeness, Humor, Technology

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Disappointment


Posted by Artem Russakovskii on August 26th, 2006 in Humor

Sometimes a clip makes you laugh so hard that you fall of a chair. This is no exception.

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The Most Brilliant CounterStrike Parody Video!! MUST SEE!


Posted by Artem Russakovskii on August 21st, 2006 in Awesomeness, Humor, My Favorites

Updated: June 23rd, 2008

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Some Fun At Work


Posted by Artem Russakovskii on August 16th, 2006 in Humor, Personal

Updated: September 21st, 2006

Today at work Ahmad (funniest mofo the world's ever seen) mentioned a couple of funny names of the real people he once knew. One of them was Sheik Mahboob, which sent me rolling on the floor for at least 3 minutes, the other one being something like Doug Zheet. Then Erin finished me off with Ho Ng (pronounced Hoeing), at which point the day was over cause nobody could continue working. …

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Hilarious Shakira Spoof Video


Posted by Artem Russakovskii on August 6th, 2006 in Humor

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