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Updated: April 29th, 2008

For all the Intel folks out there (shout out to the Folsom Intel, Prairie City Road, woo woo). It is especially funny because it's so true. Dedicated to Nathan Foster and Thaya.

Pure awesomeness.

Part 1:

David Blaine Street Magic #1

Part 2:

David Blaine Street Magic 2

#16 is priceless.

The geek way.

The iPhone is a piece of shit, and so is your face.

By Maddox

No, I'm not going to get an iPhone, quit emailing me about it. I'm not getting one because I already have a phone that's better: it's called the Nokia E70, it's the pinnacle of human achievement, and I love it more than my family:

You've probably never heard of the E70 because Nokia's marketing team is busy finding every last dick in the universe to suck, so I'm going to do their job for them and tell you about this product. And no, I'm not being paid to do this. I'm just tired of the iPhone fanboys shooting huge…

Today the server went offline while I was at work for no apparent reason. Further investigation uncovered the perpetrator. Here he is, eating the power cord.

Yesterday I got back from my trip to St Petersburg, Russia, where I drank lots of vodka (and absinthe), ate blinkchiks and borsch, and found Jack Bauer. Apparently he is now posing as one of the Russian emperors. He was last seen hanging out in Pushkin village…

Don't believe me? Will you believe the photos?

The title:

Introducing Jack Bauer:

Jack Bauer closeup:

Warning: heavy profanity but what did you expect?

Ruslan, you will love this.

How funny are cavemen? Normally, not very funny, but as we all know, thanks go Geico, they can be quite hilarious. What about a caveman's website? Linked from Facebook. The outcome is quite witty: http://www.cavemanscrib.com/. Check it out.

P.S. I found an easter-egg-like item in the magazine on the table.

P.P.S. Can you find the infamous Roast Duck with Mango Salsa? 

This one is for gamers. It made me chuckle like a little girl. Enjoy.