Posted by Artem Russakovskii on November 10th, 2007 in Humor
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Posted by Artem Russakovskii on November 10th, 2007 in Entertainment
Tonight, we dine, in de_dust!
Posted by Artem Russakovskii on November 1st, 2007 in Humor
Updated: April 29th, 2008
For all the Intel folks out there (shout out to the Folsom Intel, Prairie City Road, woo woo). It is especially funny because it's so true. Dedicated to Nathan Foster and Thaya.
Posted by Artem Russakovskii on October 28th, 2007 in Awesomeness
Can you think of a better Halloween costume this year than what these guys came up with? Lifesize iPhones, coming to a Halloween party near you. Normally, I'd say, this is dorky, but… it's just awesome. Imagine wearing this to a club, you'd be the life of the party.
Posted by Artem Russakovskii on August 28th, 2007 in Humor
Posted by Artem Russakovskii on July 17th, 2007 in Humor
The iPhone is a piece of shit, and so is your face.
No, I'm not going to get an iPhone, quit emailing me about it. I'm not getting one because I already have a phone that's better: it's called the Nokia E70, it's the pinnacle of human achievement, and I love it more than my family:
You've probably never heard of the E70 because Nokia's marketing team is busy finding every last dick in the universe to suck, so I'm going to do their job for them and tell you about this product. And no, I'm not being paid to do this. I'm just tired of the iPhone fanboys shooting huge sticky wads and high-fiving each other (literally) …
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Posted by Artem Russakovskii on July 3rd, 2007 in Beer Planet
Today the server went offline while I was at work for no apparent reason. Further investigation uncovered the perpetrator. Here he is, eating the power cord.
Posted by Artem Russakovskii on June 29th, 2007 in Humor
Yesterday I got back from my trip to St Petersburg, Russia, where I drank lots of vodka (and absinthe), ate blinkchiks and borsch, and found Jack Bauer. Apparently he is now posing as one of the Russian emperors. He was last seen hanging out in Pushkin village…
Don't believe me? Will you believe the photos?
Introducing Jack Bauer:
Jack Bauer closeup:
Posted by Artem Russakovskii on April 12th, 2007 in Humor
Warning: heavy profanity but what did you expect?
Ruslan, you will love this.
Posted by Artem Russakovskii on April 3rd, 2007 in Humor
How funny are cavemen? Normally, not very funny, but as we all know, thanks go Geico, they can be quite hilarious. What about a caveman's website? Linked from Facebook. The outcome is quite witty: http://www.cavemanscrib.com/. Check it out.
P.S. I found an easter-egg-like item in the magazine on the table.
P.P.S. Can you find the infamous Roast Duck with Mango Salsa?
Posted by Artem Russakovskii on March 24th, 2007 in Humor
This one is for gamers. It made me chuckle like a little girl. Enjoy.